if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
#and the story goes like this: a boy meets a girl who knows everything about him - even his deepest and most precious secret #and she tells him stories of the future together. and she’s mysterious. and an enigma. #and he sacrifices herself for him - to save him and to give them another chance #and then she re-appears again - the fireball of secrets. but the boy is a coward so he tries to run away. #because she is his future and she may bring everything with her and she can make him feel things he’s promised himself he’d never feel again #but the girl comes back and back again and she is mad and crazy and understand him and she is his equal on every level #and at this time he stops running away from her - he runs with her. hand in hand. towards danger and the wonders of the worlds. #and then he finds out the she is not a normal girl. she’s something more. she’s a wonder. she’s a miracle. #and she is his - in every meaning of this word. and she loves him so much she is ready to sacrifice the whole universe. #and he marries her. not because he has to but because he wants to. because as much as she is his - he is hers. #but nothing lasts forever. she’s an echo and a constant reminder that he already lost her. so he never says goodbye. #he turns around and runs - away from her once again. because it hurts less. because saying goodbye would mean losing her all over again. #but she is never gone. she’s there with him. all the time. he can see her. she can feel her. he hears her. #she is loved just like she is forgiven: always and completely. #this is not a ghost story. this is a love story. (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
survivingrealitywithoutnormality:
Marvel we need to talk about your obsessions with blue glowing objects
Marvel you have a kink
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
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| — | Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via infinitycove) |
if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…
MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISE
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
